King-of-Cunt

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Job: Bat Boy

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. Vamanos, amigos, he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddle-cock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
1/25/03

Level: 3
Aura: Evil

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 9
Saves: 9
Rank #: 126,991

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 80 / 100
Exp. Rank #: 254,748
Voting Pow.: 3.25 votes

All Flash Reviews

8 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 10
=SWITCHER=

"was worth"

submission: =SWITCHER=
date: March 12, 2008

i like the way you smoke show

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Score: 10
Pawnshop Prick

"eh buddeh"

submission: Pawnshop Prick
date: March 15, 2005

I like the way you smoke

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Score: 0
The Little Red Wagon

"Boo"

date: December 7, 2004

Try making it less gay. its too short and its not funny. the music sucks too. I have no idea how the score is 2.69 right now, but it doesn't surprise me because there are a lot of idiots on this site.

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Score: 2
PICONJO: The Epic Kiss 7

"kind of funny"

date: December 4, 2004

It was kind of funny. but waaaay too fucking long. that whole flash should have only been at the most 20 seconds long. also i don't like the Asianized character. and the loader was gay.

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Score: 10
Inebriated Blow Hole

"Doin' it and doin' it and doin' well!"

date: November 29, 2004

Good work man. you truly are the KING of cock. we should party.

Now to spend some quality time with this flash, alone, in my office....NO CALLS!

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Score: 9
Puritania

"Dimmu Borgir Rocks"

submission: Puritania
date: November 23, 2003

This video is pretty cool. great song, i could see this movie scaring a lot of people. good job. I don't know about the george bush thing though. YOu could have picked worse people than him. Stalin, Milosevic, Countless African warlords, but other than that it was pretty good.

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Score: 0
kiai kiai

"Wow...this sure was original"

submission: kiai kiai
date: October 30, 2003

This was the most unoriginal thing i've ever seen. Its exactly like another movie that was once really popular on New Grounds, back in the day. The animation is good and stuff, but man, you gotta do something creative. Next time use your skills to do something thats actually original and something that hasn't been seen on New Grounds before. God, i could barely stand to watch this movie. Deja Vu

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Score: 4
When Balls Attack

"Boring"

submission: When Balls Attack
date: January 29, 2003

Graphics and animation were good. Sound was also pretty good. But other than that, this is one of the worst flashes i have ever seen. You need to get a sense of humor. 5/10

Author's Response:

You say 5/10, despite the fact your overall rating is four? Fascinating... (note the sarcasm)

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